The customer is pampered, undressed, immersed in a large double bath of warm
water. A woman gets in beside the guest and washes them from head to toe with
her body, often primarily employing her pubic region as the primary instrument
of application, (for this reason, it has also been dubbed 'the Brillo').
Lather, bubbles and copious amounts of friction are applied. The women will
usually do just about anything for the guest. Soapy massages usually finish
with, at the very least, a happy ending.
Typically a customer enters a soapy, sits down in some type of 'reception
area', has a drink and has a look at the ladies. The reception area can be a
generally range from the likes of a pick-up bar with ladies wandering around
chatting up customers, to the 'fish bowl' variety where a large glass window
separates customers from a selection of women tagged with numbers.
Point and choose based on your personal proclivities or act as a discerning
connoisseur and tell the mamasan or papasan what you like and they will parade
a half dozen girls out for viewing and chatting until you are satisfied and
have picked your masseuse.
Money is exchanged - usually about 1,500 to several thousands of baht - and the
'treatment' is under way.
Then it is time to relax; the woman will undress the guest and then help them
step in to the bath with her following. The customer is washed by the now naked
masseuse and most of the time oral or manual sex ensues.
Then it is time to move to the air mattress where customer gets the soapy
massage. The guest is covered with soap and sponged down while the girl starts
to massage them with her body.
During this body massage the woman will use a particular part of her own body
to slither, rub and grind over just about every inch of the customer's body.
After the massage is finished, there is usually another quick shower with
manual and/or oral stimulation. Then it is off to the conveniently equipped and
well-placed bed in the massage room.
From here the guest can choose how to find their own happy ending. The time for
all this is normally 90 minutes, but overtime is available and will be charged
for.
Alternative View
"Body massage", can be misleading as one female tourist recently discovered.
The farang (foreign) woman was actually traveling with her long-time
boyfriend when she decided to take a day out on the town while said boyfriend
was scuba diving.
The woman, having already enjoyed the delights of 'normal' non-sexual Thai
massage, decided during her day out shopping in Phuket to take up a lovely Thai
girl offering body massage on her signage.
Once inside our wayward patron realized that something was amiss. "What is a
body massage?" she asked. "I just wanted a massage, full body massage."
To this the Thais considered the question, possibly too literally. Thais are
also extremely accepting with homosexuality and bisexuality, which may have
further muddied the waters.
"Yes, body massage!" Mamasan proclaimed. "Just beautiful lady, you pick, lady
take care of you. Spa! Bath! Soap massage!"
The young female tourist was not deterred. Comfortable with her sexuality she
decided to trudge on, "Her!" She proclaimed, pointing out a rather demure but
shyly smiling Thai woman hiding in the shadows.
She got a soapy and described it as the one of the most erotic experiences in
sexuality she has ever experienced. Unfortunately she was not forthcoming on
further details.
The satisfied female tourist did say that the large part of the soapy was
performed, "shower, grinding massage, shower", but that oral and manual
stimulation did not happen. Much to the consternation of her boyfriend and this
reporter, the details were scant.
The result, however, was equally interesting story. The satiated, relaxed and
downright horny female tourist returned to her hotel to await her beau from his
day of diving. When he arrived he was treated to an exceptionally enthusiastic
woman who took him for a special shower.
After hours of bubbles, grinding and wreathing in each other's embrace, the
exacerbated boyfriend asked what had inspired his long term girlfriend's
performance.
The answer was simple Thai Wisdom, "I just wanted to make sure you were squeaky
clean," the woman giggled.
Copyright 2007, Asian Sex Gazette
