Every geek's dream: The keyboard bra

By Steve Levenstein
August 8, 2007

Made in Japan: The AngelKitty keyboard bra

The USB Keyboard Bra from Angel Kitty was probably conceived in a junk food fueled late night frenzy following one too many visits to an illicit adult chat room.

Why the beancounters at Angel Kitty actually indulged their sex-addled engineers and funded production of this perverted peripheral, however, is beyond even MY imagination. Nevertheless, here it is, thoughtfully backed in soft silicone and trimmed prettily in pink lace. Ooh la la!

The keyboard layout appears to be standard while allowing for the natural contours of the female anatomy.

It's not known whether heavy use of the keyboard will result in carpal tunnel syndrome - our testers haven't reported any side effects other than a tendency to leer salaciously while using it.

The photo that shows the model reclining in front of the monitor isn't quite accurate since to actually use the keyboard, the monitor would have to be mounted over her face. Basically, the woman is reduced to the role of a desktop. Now ladies, I know you want to get closer to your comp-addicted hubby, but is the situation really that desperate? In the days before PCs, the equivalent of this product might have been a Snack Table Bra.