"Yeah, well, those do happen, but they're just done to keep up appearances," he
explains. "The crackdowns generally occur just before Chinese Lunar New Year or
the October 1 National Day. The rest of the time, as long as you confine your
cavorting to conventional activities, you won't have any problems."
Goya-sensei then brandished a free newspaper crammed full of ads clearly aimed
at visiting Japanese males.
After an inexpensive, but somewhat disappointing 300-yuan (4,800 yen) quickie
at a Korean-style massage in the city's Hongqiao district, the two then
proceeded to a deluxe sauna in the neighboring Gubei district.
The shop shared the building with a Japanese-style restaurant.
Charges for a bath and foot massage, followed by a 60-minute "special massage,"
come to 620 Chinese yuan (about 9,900 Japanese yen), or even better, a deluxe
90-minute course that includes two girls simultaneously that costs 1,000 yuan
(about 16,000 yen).
After enjoying a relaxing soak in the tub, our reporter was escorted to a
private room upstairs, where he had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of
a slender celestial beauty, 22 years old, who stood 160cm tall. Her name was
Xiaohua -- Little Flower.
About 70 percent of her shop's clientele are Japanese, she tells him, speaking
remarkably serviceable Japanese.
"Japanese are big-hearted, so I like them," she smiles fetchingly to Shukan
Taishu's reporter. "Okay, please turn over and lie face down."
Ingesting a mouthful of water, Xiaohua then proceeded to lick her customer from
shoulder blades to feet, in every pore and orifice. And we do mean every. Which
prompted Pokoni to moan, "Ooohhh sugoi" (this is fantastic)!
"We call this water-and-tongue treatment 'binghuo' (ice fire) in Chinese," she
confides to him.
Then Xiaohua got aboard the legendary "red swing" -- using a red cloth strung
through two poles running along the ceiling to suspend herself upside down in
midair -- in an acrobatic finale that Pokoni describes as a red-winged angel
performing an antigravity blowjob!!
"Uhhhh, Xiaohua, I can't hold it any longer!" he groans ecstatically.
"Ahhhhh! Haaa!! Dao le! (there it comes)," she gurgles.
After moving to the recovery room, Pokoni indulged in some complementary
won-ton and exchanged banter with the sensei, who informs his understudy he had
potently pleasured his own partner using a pearl-implanted penis probe.
"Sensei, what can I tell you? This was incredible!" he remarks.
"Yep," he chuckles, "The Shanghainese really know their business. Some even
attended college in Japan. And some shop owners are even Japanese.
"Since the competition is so intense, I think things will get better and
better, with China learning from Japan as a role model. This country will
become a 'Pink business advanced nation,'" he predicts.
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