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Wild Asian Girls 2
Reviewed by Bradley Milton
Published in AVN July 2003
Category: Wall to Wall
Content Rating: AA
Company: Oriental Quad/Blue
Pictures Length: 120 Min.
Director: Uncredited
Available Formats: VHS
Cast: Aliyah Likit, Sabrina Maui, Candilicious, Leah, Leila, Kyle Phillips
Review: Apparently edited with a butter knife, one is reminded of the wholesale
mediocrity of this vid during every wrenchingly overlong minute of its two-hour
running time. It begs the question, "Why do potential landfill candidates such
as this outnumber good XXX fare on at least a 20-1 ratio?"
With at least a hundred decent releases a year to act as a virtual training
manuals for the wannabe pornographer, we can only conclude that a convergence
of unskilled, untalented and professionally indifferent (but very horny) guys
are simply dominating the lower rungs of the business. Unfortunately they churn
out the vast majority of the videos.
Kyle Phillips (the spitting image of mainstream character actor Jeremy Pivens)
ad-libs the "role" of a businessman who apparently hires incompetent Asian
women willing to trade sex for their continued employment. Phillips is also a
Good Samaritan who spends his free time saving poor Asian waifs off the mean
streets of L.A. Naturally, they're a grateful bunch who reward him with
blowjobs in the shower, etc.
While Phillips may resemble Pivens, his acting and cocksmanship are more on par
with the legendary Don Fernando. More succinctly, Phillips has all the energy
of a flat RC cola. The girls are cute enough - especially the latter two - but
their combined energy is strictly utilitarian: much like the empty glass meant
to contain said flat cola. (Now we're getting into heavy Eastern philosophy...)
The fact that the videographer rarely finds the best angle is par for the
course, as is the muddy dub. If these girls are the wildest they could come up
with, we'd hate to see the tame ones.
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